He Had Hairy Hands Autumn Tour

Kill The Beast perform He Had Hairy Hands as part of Incoming Festival at the New Diorama

Never content with anything less than near-obscene amounts of sweat, Kill The Beast – in association with house – are once again hitting the highroads and byroads of the UK to distribute perspiration-infused performances of our multi -award-winning He Had Hairy Hands even further afield than ever before.

We’re incredibly excited to see each and every nook and cranny of this great isle, so come on out, wave the banner of your nearest constabulary and bring a brolly, because you’re going to get blood-drenched.

Links to tickets will be added as and when they each become available, so stay tuned and check back!


Sunday 4th – LEEDS The HUB MORE INFO!

Monday 5th – PONTARDAWE Arts Centre BOOK!

Tuesday 6th – STOWE Roxburgh Theatre 

Wednesday 7th – BEDFORD Quarry Theatre at St Luke’s

Thursday 8th – BURY ST EDMUNDS Theatre Royal BOOK!

Friday 9th – BUNGAY Fisher Theatre BOOK!

Saturday 10th – KING’S LYNN Arts Centre BOOK!

Wednesday 14th – BORDON Phoenix Arts Centre BOOK!

Thursday 15th – FARNHAM Maltings BOOK!

Friday 16th – ALDERSHOT West End Centre  BOOK!

Saturday 17th – DIDCOT Cornerstone BOOK!

Sunday 18th – NORWICH The Garage BOOK!

Monday 19th – SHERINGHAM Little Theatre 

Wednesday 21st – NEWBURY New Greenham Arts BOOK!

Thursday 22nd – EASTLEIGH The Point BOOK!

Friday 23rd – HAVANT The Spring BOOK!

Saturday 24th – CANTERBURY The Marlowe Studio BOOK!

Tuesday 27th – WORTHING Connaught Studio BOOK! 

Thursday 29th – LEICESTER Attenborough Arts Centre BOOK!

Friday 30th – HEMEL HEMPSTEAD  Old Town Hall BOOK!

Saturday 31st – LONDON Artsdepot BOOK!


Monday 2nd – BIRMINGHAM mac BOOK!

Tuesday 3rd – BRIGHTON The Old Market BOOK!

Thursday 5th – OXFORD Arts at Old Fire Station BOOK!

Friday 6th – LYME REGIS Marine Theatre BOOK!


Wednesday 11th – LANCASTER Live at LICA BOOK!

Saturday 14th – BARNSLEY Civic BOOK!

Sunday 15th – HALIFAX Square Chapel BOOK!

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